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Long term Scapegoats 'R' us success
Long Term Assignment Success
Scapegoats aren't always tactical. Long term strategies sometimes require long term Scapegoats. Karine Jene-Pierre has served as the stumbling, bumbling WH Scapegoat for years. Her talent for acting the inept fool comes from years of Scapegoats "R" us training. We have a large bench of bumbling fool agents that can take the heat for you.
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Welcome to Scapegoats 'R' us services
We help businesses and individuals divert blame to a third party; preserving your relationships and reputation.
scapegoats 'R' Us Services
Government Agencies
Whether it is a three letter agency's covert plan that the public becomes aware of or just a bad decision that is going to cost the taxpayer; we can provide the scapegoat to take the heat.
Corporations
CEO, CFO, COO... our actors are the best in the industry. Your bad business decisions can be pointed away from you. Our actors are experts in indignant, rightious resistance and humbled resignations.
International Businesses
We can provide actors comfortable in the world of international business. We have actors in most of Europe and Asia to help you through hard times.
Personal Finances
Our personal scapegoat service can provide you with relief from ridicule from friends and family when you have made a bad financial choice. Our actors can be the professional that you consulted or whatever you need for your case.
Relationships
Caught with your pants down? Our scapgoat actors are experts in taking the blame for you. They can create the appearance of a setup so you don't have to answer any questions.
Pets
Yes, we even have pet scapegoats. If your animal destroys someone's property or bites, we can provide you with the cadaver of an animal that fits the description of your pet. Shift those bad feelings to the injured party after showing them the measures you had to take because of the incident.